
How to Rewrite Apache Spark UDFs for GPU Acceleration with AI Agents
NVIDIA’s cuDF Spark skills turn UDF rewrites into an agent loop—and one production example cut operator time from 274.55 hours to 12.78 on a 600-billion-row job.
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NVIDIA’s cuDF Spark skills turn UDF rewrites into an agent loop—and one production example cut operator time from 274.55 hours to 12.78 on a 600-billion-row job.

The Verge’s account of the OpenAI bug case adds DOJ detail: CCTV near the executive TV, a second device in a bag, and OpenAI saying its models helped trace the plant.

A federal judge gave Apple fast access to OpenAI interview materials on ex-Apple hires—narrowing the fight to how talent, and knowledge, moved ahead of OpenAI hardware.

Google’s Argon safety note centers misuse defenses, a real-time misalignment monitor, and prompt-injection hardness—after giving cyber defenders a head start.

Shopify is letting shoppers point any AI agent at its billion-plus listings via Shop—human approval still required, platform power shifting toward agent checkout.

In Parliament, OpenAI and Anthropic backed binding AI safety rules while Google DeepMind and Meta would not—exposing a split Britain’s voluntary regime cannot paper over.

Xbox Labs will explore AI-assisted decompiles and remixes in the open—player upside is real, and so is the IP collision course with unauthorized ports.

Meta brings Instagram’s “Your Algorithm” to Facebook—natural-language feed steering that sounds like user power and works like better engagement machinery.

Victoria Song’s Verge review finds Meta’s $349 audio-only Ray-Bans socially easier to wear—useful as open-ear headphones, still thin as an AI product.

The Verge’s take on Your Algorithm stresses Meta’s deeper LLM ranking: an algorithm you can talk to, updating recommendations inside the same session.

AI Studio projects can land in a private Play “Personal Library”—no public listing, optional friend sharing later, and a path to real developer publishing.

TechCrunch: US adults can vibe-code in AI Studio and launch private Android apps through Play with a normal Google account—invisible to public search.